Liar, Liar...

Pants on fire!!! I can't understand a liar.. with even the simple of things! I met someone recently who has never met, but has now fell in love with my BFF :) Now this kid lied from the gate, but I still haven't called him out. LOL..

Lie #1: when asked how old I was he then told me his age being a year older than me. Dumb, Dumb.. I saw your DL and you're only four years older than my youngest sister :) Whom I am 9 years years older than!! LOL 

Lie #2: Day 1, I was locked up for 2 years in Prison (what a catch!!) Day 5, "you know cuz I was locked up for 4 years in Prison" LMAO

Lie #3: married or not married?? single men don't wear wedding bands on their ring finger. JUST SAYING

LIE #4: THE WHOPPER OF ALL LIES- him: "oh I went to go see ur friend at the bar", me:  "oh yeah when?", him: "Saturday", me: "oh cool, I picked her up on Saturday", him: "yeah she was cool, nice and friendly, looks different (better) than her pictures", me: "oh yeah, cool, what time did u guys go in?", him: "around 8pm".......URRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Moron, I just told you I picked her up and she got out at 7!!!! I couldn't find the strength to call him out.. there were too many others around :)

I'm not one to be easily impressed, I'm proud of my accomplishments and dig people on geniune personalities, lie once, white lie no prob., lie twice for lame reasons can't believe anything you say anymore! REAL is REAL.. plus Prison is not a winning mark on your resume buddy!!! Even for a friend!! LMAO. Had to share, hope you all get as big of a laugh out of this as I did!!